ytd cld have been perfect :/
ahh its really quite dumb, but nvm. shall not have th same thing happening again! oh, & tdy's gna be boring, cos of all th elearning rubbish. I HATE ELEARNING. how can tchers expect us to do all those work on th internet when we've got bettr things to do! hmph. and th workload's not little too.
well, looking forward to tmr though :D hee.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
#028 chapter one
okay, ytd i was re-reading this book, The Men's Guide To The Women's Bathroom. its really quite hilarious and i thought i shld just post abit of th book, for entertatainment's sake :D
Listen up gentlemen. I'm going to tell you the big secret right now. I'm going to unlock the vault. So pay attention.
You always ask why we(women) go to the bathroom together in groups.
What could be doing in there? you wonder.
Plotting to take over Wall Street?
The Military Industrial Complex?
Does Hillary Clinton have us all in a huddle? 'Okay ladies, here's what you're going to do. Every single one of you is going to vote me for president.'
Well, the answer gentlemen, is yes.
Yes, we're plotting against you.
We should not be left to our own devices.
We are very, very dangerous.
So, how did this group bathroom phenomenon start? Did women in hunter gathere societies leave the campfire to find the nearest tree together? Yes gentlemen, i believe they did.
That's why all the cavemen are seen in the cave paintings scratching their heads. They're wondering what's taking the women so long behind the trees.
You don't understand why women go to the bathroom in groups because for you, a trip to the urinal is like a trip to the mall. It's get in, get out, Baddabing, baddaboom. At the urinal, there's no eye contact and little conversation. There's no creativity, no color. No flair. It's not a cocktail party in the men's room. (Unless of course, you're in a bathroom at a gay bar- then, it actually is a cocktail party.)
The only reason you got o the bathroom, men, is because You Have To Go To The Bathroom. You are men, so you're basic this way.
We're women. We are complex, sensuous, gorgeous creatures. Sometimes we go to the bathroom and we don't even need to go to the bathroom. Capiche?
No, you probably don't understand this, gentlemen, because you've never, in your entire lives, uttered the words: 'Hey man, I'm going to the john. Care to join me?' But then again, you've never seen Queen Anne chairs in your bathroom.
You may be shocked to learn that women's bathrooms have more furniture than Pottery Barn. We've got couches, chair, and baby changing tables. You name it, we've got it.
Broadway theater bathrooms are especially well appointed. Now you know why it takes us so long to return to our cramped, second level mezzanine seats. Why should we go back to the nosebleed section when we can hear Sarah Brightman just fine, lounging on a devonshire in the women's bathroom?
Do you think it's possible that women's communal bathroom behaviour results simply from the presence of comfortable seating? If you guys had furniture in the john, would you hang out? Confide in each other? Share bad hair stories?
I guess until someone shoves a loveseat in your bathroom, we'll never ever know..
haha its quite dumb lah, but rather funny, if you read th whole book , maybe i'll post another chapt another time whee :D oh, & i think i'll be eating at sakae ltr yay(:
Chapter One
It's A Group 'Thang'
It's A Group 'Thang'
Listen up gentlemen. I'm going to tell you the big secret right now. I'm going to unlock the vault. So pay attention.
You always ask why we(women) go to the bathroom together in groups.
What could be doing in there? you wonder.
Plotting to take over Wall Street?
The Military Industrial Complex?
Does Hillary Clinton have us all in a huddle? 'Okay ladies, here's what you're going to do. Every single one of you is going to vote me for president.'
Well, the answer gentlemen, is yes.
Yes, we're plotting against you.
We should not be left to our own devices.
We are very, very dangerous.
So, how did this group bathroom phenomenon start? Did women in hunter gathere societies leave the campfire to find the nearest tree together? Yes gentlemen, i believe they did.
That's why all the cavemen are seen in the cave paintings scratching their heads. They're wondering what's taking the women so long behind the trees.
You don't understand why women go to the bathroom in groups because for you, a trip to the urinal is like a trip to the mall. It's get in, get out, Baddabing, baddaboom. At the urinal, there's no eye contact and little conversation. There's no creativity, no color. No flair. It's not a cocktail party in the men's room. (Unless of course, you're in a bathroom at a gay bar- then, it actually is a cocktail party.)
The only reason you got o the bathroom, men, is because You Have To Go To The Bathroom. You are men, so you're basic this way.
We're women. We are complex, sensuous, gorgeous creatures. Sometimes we go to the bathroom and we don't even need to go to the bathroom. Capiche?
No, you probably don't understand this, gentlemen, because you've never, in your entire lives, uttered the words: 'Hey man, I'm going to the john. Care to join me?' But then again, you've never seen Queen Anne chairs in your bathroom.
You may be shocked to learn that women's bathrooms have more furniture than Pottery Barn. We've got couches, chair, and baby changing tables. You name it, we've got it.
Broadway theater bathrooms are especially well appointed. Now you know why it takes us so long to return to our cramped, second level mezzanine seats. Why should we go back to the nosebleed section when we can hear Sarah Brightman just fine, lounging on a devonshire in the women's bathroom?
Do you think it's possible that women's communal bathroom behaviour results simply from the presence of comfortable seating? If you guys had furniture in the john, would you hang out? Confide in each other? Share bad hair stories?
I guess until someone shoves a loveseat in your bathroom, we'll never ever know..
haha its quite dumb lah, but rather funny, if you read th whole book , maybe i'll post another chapt another time whee :D oh, & i think i'll be eating at sakae ltr yay(:
Monday, June 22, 2009
#027
haha i haven't been on th comp for awhile, & nw's abit hard for me to blog abt student camp :X though it was really really fun! shall blog abt it some other time, but know tht i love CHOPIN! :D
hmm thr's choir ltr yep, jiayou everyone, th concert's abt a wk away only, so we must work even harder! & chris will be a OBS o.o it's not fair, why did they not let us go for OBS, it wld have been so much fun :/
i have loads of things to say, & photos to upload. but all these i'll save for another time, & all i wna do nw is thank God for His amazing grace :D
hmm thr's choir ltr yep, jiayou everyone, th concert's abt a wk away only, so we must work even harder! & chris will be a OBS o.o it's not fair, why did they not let us go for OBS, it wld have been so much fun :/
i have loads of things to say, & photos to upload. but all these i'll save for another time, & all i wna do nw is thank God for His amazing grace :D
Monday, June 8, 2009
#026 HOTTT.
UGH GOSH VJ AUDITIONS ARE ON WED.
so short notice :/ i'm just gna throw all my face and die onstage-.-
i just went to submit th forms tdy with px yj qy & emmaus only. then th msg has come so soooooon! hmm just nw went subway for lunch, with emma too! haha then i came home to slack like mad. feeling tht th weather is super hot now-.-
yay tmr will be fun:D but i am really not looking forward to wed zz. oh anw they banned fbts & cards in camp wad's their prob hmm :/ but i don't tink many are gna follow rules eh.
weather's screwed. really feeling tht its super hot now :/
i feel useless.
so short notice :/ i'm just gna throw all my face and die onstage-.-
i just went to submit th forms tdy with px yj qy & emmaus only. then th msg has come so soooooon! hmm just nw went subway for lunch, with emma too! haha then i came home to slack like mad. feeling tht th weather is super hot now-.-
yay tmr will be fun:D but i am really not looking forward to wed zz. oh anw they banned fbts & cards in camp wad's their prob hmm :/ but i don't tink many are gna follow rules eh.
weather's screwed. really feeling tht its super hot now :/
i feel useless.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
#025 long since.
its been rather long since i last blogged, haven't touched th comp for a long time alr haha.
had phy skill 3 tdy, was kinda alright i guess. & i bet many finished in under half hr-.- phy extra lesson aft tht, with th 6 of us sitting in a row, & 4 of us in different states. px was half aslp, ding was on auto pilot mode, i was into legally blonde and eugeny was like half doing lit! haha so basically th lesson was not much use to us :/
then it was subway :D
we played bridge thr, but i didn't play much. angela px eugeny ding haha. and for some reason, some kp person went to complain or sth, & i was lucky enough to have missed th subway manager's reprimand as i went to th toilet-.- hmm. then aft tht we went to walk ard to try nail polish! hahaha. bought midnight blue. so DARK O.O eugeny bought 2 shades of pink! (:
oh, and ytd was th performance at plmgs. WHY IS THEIR SCHL SO NICE. hahaha. their auditorium was nice, and their ballet room was like our music room, and we don't have a ballet room to compare with them-.-
QIANYU : SORRY DEAR, ABT NOT TELLING YOU THT WE WERE PERFORMING YTD AHH :/ REALLY REALLY SORRY. love you alotalotalot! :D
i am sleep deprived. really really. hope tnight will be th night when i can catch up with my sleep, PROPERLY. its not like i don't wna slp right, its my body zzz. super irritating sighhh.
hush.
had phy skill 3 tdy, was kinda alright i guess. & i bet many finished in under half hr-.- phy extra lesson aft tht, with th 6 of us sitting in a row, & 4 of us in different states. px was half aslp, ding was on auto pilot mode, i was into legally blonde and eugeny was like half doing lit! haha so basically th lesson was not much use to us :/
then it was subway :D
we played bridge thr, but i didn't play much. angela px eugeny ding haha. and for some reason, some kp person went to complain or sth, & i was lucky enough to have missed th subway manager's reprimand as i went to th toilet-.- hmm. then aft tht we went to walk ard to try nail polish! hahaha. bought midnight blue. so DARK O.O eugeny bought 2 shades of pink! (:
oh, and ytd was th performance at plmgs. WHY IS THEIR SCHL SO NICE. hahaha. their auditorium was nice, and their ballet room was like our music room, and we don't have a ballet room to compare with them-.-
QIANYU : SORRY DEAR, ABT NOT TELLING YOU THT WE WERE PERFORMING YTD AHH :/ REALLY REALLY SORRY. love you alotalotalot! :D
i am sleep deprived. really really. hope tnight will be th night when i can catch up with my sleep, PROPERLY. its not like i don't wna slp right, its my body zzz. super irritating sighhh.
hush.
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